Mythbuster Beauty Hits the BIG TIME!
Mar 31, 2008 Author: Jen Hill | Filed under: Uncategorized
I always knew that my hard work and crazy beauty obsession would pay off someday. I just signed a contract to place the Mythbuster Beauty blog into syndication for $7,000,000 a year. Seven million smackeroos! I am finally helping my family become independently wealthy.
As part of the agreement, I get to hire a staff of full time beauty reviewers. Bionic Beauty, Raging Rouge, Mo Mommy, Tracy, Kate, IFW, Marilyn, Debbie, who am I forgetting here? You are all hired! We will be flown around the globe in a Gulf Stream V in search of the most fabulous cosmetics and will expose all the cosmetic crap for what it truly is. Mark your calendars for April 10 -14th where we will attend the Worldwide Cosmoprof convention in Bologna, Italy!
You heard me, Mythubuster Beauty just hit the BIG TIME! Champagne wishes and caviar dreams, baby!
(Also, my husband’s plastic surgery turned him into Fabio Clooney!)
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Yeah, if only.
Marilyn, you and I are going to Italy someday, and that is no April Fools!
OOOOH!! I love me some Itally! Fabio Clooney, eh? He he he! Could I be Angelina Beckinsale?
Oh my gosh, this post was hilarious! If only it were true. You deserve it all and more!
If they can change Evan into Fabio Clooney, I suppose anything could be possible, but I like you just the way you are!
Thanks Jamie, and you are hired as well. Move over Ralph Lauren, the Dream Team at Mythbuster Beauty has arrived!
Thats not funny. I really do need a job…
I am sorry Kate! I would so love to offer you a real job. I am confident that something amazing is going to come your way.
Big hugs! Jen
$7mil a year. WOO HOO! We can all blog from Clooney’s mansion!
Jen, Can I hire Matt Damon as my personal blogging assistant?
Yup, we will all meet up at Clooney’s Villa Oleandra in Lake Como, Italy!
Matt Damon can be arranged.
Jen
You are so damn hilarious! But… someday this post will be a reality! You just wait!
You were right Jen. Got my acceptance letter for graduate school today. MBA here I come!
Congrats KATE!!! That is awesome news. Where are you headed?
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